As i drove out toward dublin on a warm september day i stopped for a cold beer at a smokey pub in bray i spied a pretty waitress, standing with a tray she could not believe her ears, when she heard me say Waitress, oh waitress, come sit on my face eating ain't cheating, it's no disgrace bring me a cold beer, make it a case waitress, oh waitress, sit on my face Walked over to the jukebox, i was feeling kind of mean the waittress said "hey stupid, that's a cigarette machine" i turned to the waitress, who was standing by the bar, "if that ain't a jukebox honey you can smoke my cigar." Waitress, oh waitress, come sit on my face eating ain't cheating, it's no disgrace bring me a cold beer, make it a case waitress, oh waitress, sit on my face Yes i come from wicklow, wicklow is my home and i'm on my way to dublin and i'm feeling so alone i got me a job playing guitar, i play a bit on tv put down your tray, get your pay, come sing along with me all aboard, this face leaves in 5 minutes